Jonie's Life && Memories

I'll start this off with a direct quote from my IM convo with a friend of mine.

Well I live in Cali right, and I've been going to the beach for fucking years, almost my whole life. I live about 2 and a half hours away from the great big pacific ocean. And every time I've been there I'd spend all the time in the water, and this one trip I was with my best chick Friend and we were swimming around and I felt something keep brushing against my foot and I'm like in water that's about throat high which is pretty deep considering I'm like 5'7. So I'm like, "Keener, I'm freaking out, I feel like something is touching me. So We decide to swim back as fast as we can. And my leg is cramping because it's hard work swimming against the waves that push you towards the shore and then back out into the ocean. And Suddenly I feel something whip around my ankle, and I freak out, and then it feels like something fucking stabbed me in my foot. And I'm like... I'm fucking imagining this but my foot hurts really bad, and so I'm like Keener we have to get out right now. I think... And I don't want to say I think something bit me because I don't want to look stupid if nothing did, but we get out of the water and my foot is bleeding but not bad, but all the veins are swollen in my foot. and it's turning a hideous shade of red...


I later found out there are fucking sting rays in the water and you have to be careful.

I've been a little afraid to go in since.

Nice little experience you had there. I would have loved to been with the sting rays.

Alright so last night was freaking amazing. Actually, I don't know me and Carrie have always had great sex. But last night was like fun. Like I orally pleased her until she couldn't handle any more then we laid down and flicked on some TV 'cause I was freaking tired she was tired, and I think we watched the end of the Simpsons or something like that. That ended and we flipped to shotimes and started watching Naked Secrets I think it was call and the first scene we see is two pretty hot chicks scissoring and rubbing their bodies together and I'm just like instantly horny. I don't know what exactly happened but Carrie starts telling my this fucking sexy fantasy and only breaking to let me add to it or make out with me. And Let's just say about an hour and a half later my hand hurts my arm is aching and I verge on the edge of passing out. And still some how we manage our selves back onto computer clicking though porn and I end up eating her out some more.. ending this all at about two in the morning. All I can say is holy crap Carrie you fucking turn me on ridiculous amounts.

-sighes happily-

Bleh but next week I'm gonna be all tired from school and shit.

-yawns- Finally I finished downloading Mother knows Breast. and I'm almost done with Sex Exchange. I did have Taboo the Charming Mother, buuuutt I only selected the first one to see if I could get it quickly, but istead all I end up doing was going the one episode on the list with out a subtitle. What a bitch. Anyway I started both child Development, which seems like it'll be a great class and history which seems like it's going to be painfully dull. I don' know how I'm gonna survive. Buuut, tomorrow I have English and I wonder if my teacher will be surprised to see me again. I completely changed my schedule to have her class again. lol I sound like someone with a crush huh? It was just the las t class I had with her was great, and she doesn't put too much work on us, so I hope it's about the same as last time. The only crappy part is I have aerobic weight training right before that class so I'm gonna smell bad because I don't know if the gym has showers and if they do if, if they be open that late. -shrugs- Oh well thank God for Deodorant. =)

-sigh- I've been a little down. I miss you guys. Need hugs.

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*hugs Jonie*

Don't be down, hun. Besides, we all miss you here. Ain't that right, guys?