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Note: I do forum roleplay at http://elliquiy.com <- some might find the approval process annoying, but it does a number on keeping the kids out.

Otherwise I RP in messengers or occasionally in real life.

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1: Can do cyber sox if the color and texture are right, but must be a pair - no singles.

2: No making my penis size public knowledge. Especially no references to the magnifying glass or tweezers.

3: You must include your tongue length in your application.

4: Any girl worth owning can jump rope.

5: Bring kneepads. Or at least a good pillow.

6: Scientific literacy is hot.

7: While I answer to Master, Sir, or Lord, my favorite term of address is 'God'.

8: Cookie offer only valid with fellatio.

9: I am trimasterial. I accept pets and toys as well as slaves. Kindof embarrassed that I originally forgot toys since she was my first >_>

10: Ladies only, period. Why are guys PMing me? Maybe my avatar makes them think I have a vagina or something. If, somehow, I am actually female, I'm a deformed one.

11: Lies are cute and all, but realize I do games on my own forum, or chats. I'm happy to play along but if you say you're in Dublin and I see Houston staring me in the face, it loses a bit of its charm.

12: Include the names of your breasts in your application. I will not accept 'lefty and righty'. Be aware that 'Pinky and Brain' are taken.
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In all seriousness, I do chat games over IMs - MSN, ICQ, YIM, AIM - see my profile. Submissive females with an oral fixation are welcome. I don't do anal, fur, or loli, but otherwise am pretty open.

If you're really looking for a Master, I'd prefer to establish a bit of trust first. Like any relationship that sort of thing goes both ways.