When worlds collide into something great. ((Naruto&XXXHolic Crossover))

A shuriken laid on the palm of his hand as Deidara stared into nothingness. The Akatsuki had sent him to investigate a mysterious bar fight,His only lead was this shuriken but it showed no signs of being great. Slowly he looked to the bodies of the drunken ones who had challenged this person, He or she was very good as he flung his hair out of his face.
"Excellent skills but no signs of weapons or fist"He sighed as he walked out making his way back to the secret areas of the Akatsuki.

"Oh hi I'm Yuko Ichihara, and I wondered who you might be?" Yuko asked. Yuko is very good at fighting, and she hate to fight with someone, but she doesn't know anyone in this dimension. "So what is this dimension like?" Yuko asked.

Slowly he turned to her with a smirk but was slightly confused on what she meant by dimension. The shuriken spun on thumb as he watched, Obviously this woman had gotten involved with the drunkards in the Teahouse.
"What do you mean?"He asked.

"I'm from another world and I'm a dimension-witch, and I was trying to figure out why these guys couldn't tell me what I need to know and they went on strong on me and tried to strip me." Yuko said. Yuko had a rip in her dress.

"Hmm another world as in land?"He asked trying to figure out what she meant. Deidara was young and hadn't learnt much about dimensions and worlds, The only thing he knew was the parts about being stripped.
"Men have no respect for women these days".

"Yes another land. The Land of the Whirlpool." Yuko said. Yuko looked at him. "I was looking for the Akatsuki Organization I wanted to be a member." Yuko said. Yuko did wanted to be a member and this was the only way she could thought of.

"The Akatsuki only pick the best"He replied as he spun the shuriken on his index finger. Deidara was fast as he fired it at the side of her with quick ease,He smirked knowing he often tested anyone who seeked to join.
"Got any Jutsu?".

Yuko disappeared and reappeared behind Deidara. "Shadow Clone Jutsu." Yuko said. Yuko made 10,000 shadow clones. "How's that for you Deidara?" Yuko said.

"Nothing advanced than the Shadow Clones?"He asked knowing it was usually strong but he had learnt better jutsu techniques. Shadow clone was only for Academy Students,with swift speed he jumped at the shuriken slicing through all the clones except hers.

Yuko looked straight at him, "Tsukuyomi." Yuko yelled. Yuko learned that from the Uchiha clan she has the sharingan eyes. She smiled, and she made it all dark and trapped him on the cross. "You going to be stuck here for 72 hours." Yuko said. Yuko looked at Deidara, "How's this for advancement?" Yuko asked.

"Pretty good but Im guessing I have to wait 72 hours aye?"He asked with a grin as he remained stuck there on the cross. Deidara waited patiently as he closed his eyes before opening,He was just going to watch the world. "Unless you have something else needed".

"I was recommanded by Itachi Uchiha, it's that good enough for you?" Yuko asked. Yuko looked at Deidara and looked at him on the cross, and she wonders how long he would keep this up, and she knew Itachi Uchiha personally.

"Fine you can join but it's Orochimaru who leads the Akatsuki"He said with a smile. Deidara struggled alittle as he moved hoping this would end better,Yoko was quite attractive as he stared at her with interest.
"How did you meet Uchiha?".

"Oh back at the Nine-Tails Demon Attack, and I was in his village for a long time and I have the Kekkai Genkai of Sharingan." Yuko said. Yuko knew that she would have a lot away to go, but she knew how to act around Orochimaru.

"Hmm well you'll need me to get to Orochimaru,so you could wait while I wait 72 hours"He replied with nod. Deidara remained to hang there knowing it was mostly unbearable to hang on a cross,He was slowly bored to death now.
"What now?".

Yuko laughed and let him down, and she taken him off the cross, and back into the real world. "Sorry about that you said advancement so I had to try that sorry for the cross thing, Deidara, but I had to prove myself to ya." Yuko said.

"Hmmph You could have tried something else"He muttered before smiling at her as he stood up calmly. Deidara looked to her now,He knew he would have to sneak her through the teahouse in this city here.
"Follow me unless you have other plans".

"I don't have any other plans, Deidara." Yuko said. Yuko looked at Deidara, and smiled. She has heard of Orochimaru before, but she wanted to join the Akatsuki Organization, and she is trying her best to live up just like a Ninja in this dimension.

"What made you want to join?"He asked as he started to walk back inside the Teahouse. Many stared at him but one of the members led him and her far away from the crowds,Deidara was harmless to the patrons as he grabbed Yuko's hand gently leading her with him. Slowly they sneaked behind the area into a room.
"Welcome to the Akatsuki".

"Because I killed a guy once before, and he was trying to kill me so I killed him back and thanks for the warm welcome let's go see this Orochimaru." Yuko said. Yuko looked at Deidara and she is the best friend to Itachi Uchiha.

Slowly one of the members walked in. Handing Deidara a note for the both of them,It was very displeasing to hear Orchimaru wasn't here tonight. Yuko and Deidara would have to share a room then by the looks of it as he grabbed her hand, leading her back to his room.
"Seems Orochimaru is on one of his little outings sorry,You can sleep in my bed for tonight"He said with a smile as he sat on the comfortable couch.

"Oh that's all right I guess I don't mind of waiting for Orochimaru." Yuko said. Yuko looked at Deidara, and then look at the bed and to the sofa. "Where are you going to sleep the sofa or the bed?" Yuko asked concerned.

"Sofa since I can guess that you would prefer the bed"He answered comfortably knowing he would lay in a bed with someone if they asked him. Deidara wasn't the person to seek sex or seduce someone, It was usually him who was given that for free if he wanted it.
Slowly he studied her before relaxing back onto the couch.

Yuko rested on the bed, and in the middle of the night there was a knock, and it was Orochimaru. "Deidara open up I heard you have a person who was recommanded by Itachi Uchiha let me see her." Orochimaru said. Yuko opened her eyes, and sat up in bed.

Slowly he stood up with a proud sigh. Deidara opened the door allowing Orochimaru to come in, His hands pointed to Yuko knowing she would have to do some things to impress Orchimaru. Every Akatsuki had his own special abilities, Deidara wasn't a show-off sometimes as he looked to her.
"There she is Orochimaru"He said with a smile.