Harley walked into the main room of the new hideout the Joker found for them. She smiled, "Babies!" she shouted and her hyena's came running to her, licking her face. She smiled petting their heads. "Oh such good babies." she said handing them each a bone. She smiled and walked over to the table. She still had on her make-up and mask. She normally didn't take off her Harley Quinn costume when Mister J was around. She smirked looking down the hall, "Morning puddin!" she shouted to him.

Joker stumbled out of the bed room, wearing his purple suit and green neck tie. "Oh damn it Harley, why do you have to be so up beat?" He complained as he walked into the main room where she was and kissed her lips hard. His hair was a mess, but his face was still white and his lips purple. He sat down on the couch and groaned, "Go bring me a glass of water and an aspirin or something," He complained rubbing his head. The damned batty beat on him again and he was still suffering through it.

Harley smirked and shrugged, "It's just my nature Mistuh Jay." she said getting a glass then filling it with water and two asprin. She handed it to him, "Ohh did batman hurt you puddin?" she asked wrapping her arms around his shoulders. She nuzzled his check lightly. "Anything I can do for you?" she asked whispering in his ear.

"yes, there is something you can do Harley." J said before gulping down the water and aspirin. "You can go and make breakfast for me, chop chop." He said before turning on the television. He began to flip through the news channels, getting angry as reports came up and up again. 'Batman stopped the Joker once again' 'Batman delivers punchline to the Joker' "Motherfuckers!" Joker yelled, throwing the remote into the television screen.

Harley nodded kissing his cheek. "Anything for you puddin." She said walking over to the kitchen, getting a pan and pancake mix. She got the pancake batter ready and poured some into the pan, she dropped her spatula as he yelled, "What's wrong puddin?" she said running over to him. She saw the batman report on tv. She bit her lip, "Oh it's alright Mistuh Jay." she said going back to the kitchen to finish making his pancakes.

"It is not alright Harley! It is very unalright!" Joker yelled again. "We are going to need a new television, so when you go back out, go and get it." Harley was always the one who could go out in public, she was a psychiatrist after all and able to take off her costume. The joker, could not however as his costume was always on his body, he was scarred with the white face and the whole shebang. "Damn that bat!"

Harley sighed and finished making his pancakes. "Alright alright." she said putting the pancakes on the table. "I'll go now puddin." she said walking into her room. She took off her mask and make-up leaving her blonde hair out from her hat. She put on a pair of jeans and a tank top. "Alright Mistuh Jay, I'm going." she said walking out the front door.

"Hey, I didn't say you could go out yet." he said as he sat down at the table and began to stuff the pancakes in his mouth. Already he was feeling better, "You've yet to do your morning duties." The Joker told her as he spread his legs for her to take her place. He meant that she hadn't sucked him off yet as he had her do every morning. "So get over here and suck my cock Harley!"

Harley closed the door, she was so close to leaving but she had to listen. She walked over where he sat, "Y-yes Mistuh Jay." she said getting down on her knees, pullinhg out his member. She wrapped her lips around his member, sucking the head. She swirled her tongue around the tip, sucking lighter then getting progressively harder.

"Mmmm, that's a good girl Harley, these pancakes are delicious!" Joker grunted softly as he kept eating the pancakes, reaching down with his loose hand and grabbing Harley's head before shoving her down onto his length. The Joker had a pretty nice length, nine inches long and two inches thick. "Mmmmm, while you are out Harley, make sure to find us a new place to robe." He smirked softly at her, before leaning back and enjoying the blow job.

Harley smirked when he complimented her pancakes. She closed her eyes when he shoved her head on his member. She sucked harder as he moved her head. She bobbed her head up and down, moving her tongue around his member, sucking harder and harder.

"Oh God Harley!" The Joker grunted again, happier still as he thrusted up into her sweet mouth. He held her head down in place now as he fucked her face. He could feel his cum building up so he pulled her head off his cock and began jerking himself off until he came. He splattered her face and the top of her shirt. "Now you may go Harley, don't change a thing"

Harley's face was flushed, "B-but Mistuh Jay!" She said nervously. She looked at herself, she was covered in his seed. She sighed, "Alright, I'm going now puddin." she said kissing his cheek, walking out the door. She wiped her face with her hand, walking to her car. She grabbed an old t-shirt and wiped off what she could before pulling out going to the store to get that new tv. Harley bought the tv and found a place that they could move into, an empty apartment complex by the highway. She pulled back into their hideout and walked inside, "Puddin I'm back! And I found a new place."

The Joker was playing with her Hyenas, and then smiled as she walked back in before bringing a hand across her face after seeing his cum wasn't there. "Honey, I thought I had told you to keep the cum on your face." He shook his head softly and began tsking her. "Now go out and get that tv in, we'll talk about moving later."

Harley blushed as his hand was across her face. She blushed, "I'm sorry puddin. I didn't think it was proper to go out like that." She went out to the car and carried in the tv, putting it next to the old one. She sat on the couch. "Is this one okay puddin?" she asked smiling.